Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.