Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.