Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.