Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 367 184 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.