Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.