Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 367 184 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.