Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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