Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.