Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 367 184 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.