Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.