Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.