Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 368 183 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.