Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.