Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 367 184 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.