Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. 368 183 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 67% approval (551 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.