Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.