Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.