Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.