Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.