Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.