There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.