There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.