There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.