There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.