There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.