There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.