There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.