There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. 342 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (619 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.