There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.