There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.