There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.