There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.