There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.