There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.