There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.