There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. 342 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (619 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.