The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.