The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close. 330 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (632 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.