The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close. 330 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"