In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.