In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.