In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.