In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.