In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.