In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.