In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.