In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.