Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
315
269
More Chuck Norris facts
#369
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
#220
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
#33
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
#584
Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
#340
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
#516
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
#519
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
#607
Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
#469
Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
#178
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
#486
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
#656
Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted