In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.