In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.