In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.