In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.