In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.