In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.