In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.