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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.