Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.