Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.