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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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