Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.