Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.