Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.