Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.