Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.