Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.