Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).