Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.