Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.