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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.