Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.