Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.