Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.