Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. 295 324 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.