Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.