Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.