Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.