Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

292 324

More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.