Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.