Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.