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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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