Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.