Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.