Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".