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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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