Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.