Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.