Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"