Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.