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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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