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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.