Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.