Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.