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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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