Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

327 304

More Chuck Norris facts

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"