Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.