Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.