Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.