Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.