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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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