Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.