Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.