Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.