Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.