Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.