Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.