Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.