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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.