Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.