The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.