The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"