The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.