The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.