The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.