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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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