The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. 272 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (575 votes)
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.