The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.