The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.