The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.