The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.