The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.