The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.