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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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