The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.