The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.