The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris. 270 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (573 votes)
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.