The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.