Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.