Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.