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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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