Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.