Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.