Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.