Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.