Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
684
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
305
326
More Chuck Norris facts
#736
When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
#170
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
#487
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
#186
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
#545
Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
#647
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
#503
Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
#574
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
#528
Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
#624
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
#248
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
#534
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted