Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.