Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef. 305 329 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (634 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.