Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.