Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.