Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.