Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef. 305 329 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (634 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.