Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.