Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.