Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.