Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.