Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once. 264 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (542 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.