Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once. 264 278 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (542 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.