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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.