Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.