Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.