Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.