Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.