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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.