Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.