Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.