Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.