Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.