An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.