An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.