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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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