An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.