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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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