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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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