An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.