An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.