An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.