An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.