An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.