An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.