An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.