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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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