Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.