Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.