Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.