Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.