Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.