Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.