Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.