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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.