Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.