Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.