Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.