Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.