Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.