Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.