Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.