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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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