Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.