Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).