Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.