Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.