Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.