Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.