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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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