Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.