Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.