Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.