Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.