Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.