Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.