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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.