Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.