Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.