Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.