Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. 323 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (670 votes)
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.