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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.