Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"