Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.