Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.