Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.