Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.