Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.