Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.