Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.