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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.