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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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