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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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