Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"