Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.