Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.