Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.