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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.