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#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.