Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.