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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.