Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.