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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.