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More Chuck Norris facts

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.