Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.