Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.