Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?