Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.