Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.