Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.