Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.