Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.