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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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