Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.