Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.