Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!