Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.