Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.