Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.