Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.