Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.