Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.