Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.