Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.