Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.