Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".