Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.