Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out. 317 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (586 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.