Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.