Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.