Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.