Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out. 317 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (585 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.