As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.