As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.