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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie". Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris" Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. See Top 100

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