As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.