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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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