As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.