As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.