As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.