As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.