As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.