As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.