As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.