As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”