As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.