As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.