As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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More Chuck Norris facts

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.