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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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