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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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