Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.