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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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