Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.