Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.