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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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