Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.