Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). 330 271 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (601 votes)
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.