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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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