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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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