Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.