Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.