Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). 331 270 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (601 votes)
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.