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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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