Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"