Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.