Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.