When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.