When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.