When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.