When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.