When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.