When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.