When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"