When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.