When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.