When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.