When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.