When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.