When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.