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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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