When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.