When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.