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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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