When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.