When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.