When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.