When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.