When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.