When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. 276 330 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (606 votes)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”