When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.