When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.