When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.