When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.