When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.