When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.