When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.