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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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