When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.