When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.