Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.