Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.