Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.