Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.