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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.