Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.