Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.