Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.