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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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