Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.