Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.