Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.