Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.