Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.