Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.