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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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