Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.