Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.