Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.