Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.