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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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