Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.