Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.