Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.