Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.