Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.