Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.