Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.