Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.