Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.