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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.