Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.