Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.