Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.