Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.