Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.