Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.