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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.