Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.