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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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