Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.