Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.