Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.