Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.