Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.