Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.