Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.