Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.