Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.