Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.