Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.