Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.