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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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