Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.