Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.