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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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