Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.