Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.