Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

348 306

More Chuck Norris facts

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.