Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.