Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.