Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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