Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"