Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.