Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"