What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.