What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.