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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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