What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.