What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.