What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.