What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. 389 241 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 62% approval (630 votes)
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.