What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.