What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.