What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.