What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.