What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.