What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.