What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.