What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.