What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.