What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.