Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.