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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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