Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.