Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.