Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

316 313

More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.