Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.