Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.