Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.