Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.