Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.