Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.