Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.