Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.