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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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