Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”