Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.