Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.