Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.