Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.