Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.