Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.