Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.