Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.