Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.