Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.