Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.