Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.