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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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