Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.