Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.