Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.