Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.