Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.