Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.