Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.