Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.