Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.