Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.