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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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