Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.