Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.