Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.