Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.