Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.