Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.