Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.