Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.