Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.