Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.