Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.