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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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