Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.