Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.