Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.