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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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