Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge. 289 265 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (554 votes)
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.