Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.