Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).