Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.