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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.