Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.