Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.