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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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