Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.