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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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