Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.