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More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.