Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.