Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.