Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null. 245 288 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (533 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.