Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.