Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.