Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.