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#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.