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#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.