Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.