Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.