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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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