Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.