Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.