Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.