Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.