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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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