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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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