Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.