The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

366 366

More Chuck Norris facts

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.