The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.