The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

366 363

More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.