The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.