The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.