The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.