The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.