The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.