The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.