The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.