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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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