The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.