The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.