The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.