The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.