Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.