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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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