Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.