Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse. 339 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (607 votes)
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.