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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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