Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"