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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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