Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.