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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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