Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.