Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.