Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.