Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse. 339 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (607 votes)
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.