Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.