Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.