Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.