Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.