Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.