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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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