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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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