Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.