Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.