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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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