Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.