Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.