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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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