Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.