Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.