Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. 370 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (680 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.