Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.