Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.