Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.