Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.