Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.