Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. 370 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (681 votes)
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.