Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.