Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.