Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.