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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.