Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. 370 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (680 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.