Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.