Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.