Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.