Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.