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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.