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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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