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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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