Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.