All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.