All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.