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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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