All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.