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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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