All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.