All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. 300 361 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (661 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.