All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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