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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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