All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.