All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. 300 361 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (661 votes)
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.