All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.