All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.