All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.