All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.