All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.