All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.