All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.