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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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