Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"