Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.