Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.