Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".