Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"