Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.