Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.