Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.