Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.