Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.