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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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