Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.