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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you. Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them. Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. See Top 100

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