Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.