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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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