Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.