When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.