When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?" 352 252 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (604 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.