When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.