When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.