When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.