When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.