When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.