When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.