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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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