When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.