When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.