When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.