When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.