When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.