When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.