Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.