Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.