Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.