Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.