Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.