Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.