Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.