Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.