Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.