Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning. 326 358 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (684 votes)
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.