Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.