Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.