Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.