Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.