Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.