Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.