Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.