Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.