Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.