Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.