Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.