Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run. 323 367 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (690 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.