Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.