Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.