Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run. 323 364 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (687 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.