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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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