Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.