Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.