Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.