Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.