Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.