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#409
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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