Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.