Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.