Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.