Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.