Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.