Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.