Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. 293 288 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (581 votes)
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.