Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.