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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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