Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.