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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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