Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.