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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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