Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.