Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".