Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.