Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.