Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. 293 288 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (581 votes)
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.