Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.