Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.