Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.