Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?