Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.