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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.