Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.