Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.