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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.