Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.