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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.