Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.