Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.