Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.