Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.