Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.