Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.