Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".