Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day. 356 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (652 votes)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.