Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.