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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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