Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.