Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.