Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.