Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.