Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.