Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.