Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.