Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.