Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.