Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.