Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.