Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.