Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.