Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.