Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.