Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.