Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

314 338

More Chuck Norris facts

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.