Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.