Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel. 314 339 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (653 votes)
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.