Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.