Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.