Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.