Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.