Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground 345 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (647 votes)
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.