Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.