Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.