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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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