Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground 345 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (647 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.