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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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