Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.