Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.