Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.