Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.