Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground 345 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (647 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.