Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.