Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.