Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.