Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.