Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.