Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.