Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"