Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground 345 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (647 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".