Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.