Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground 346 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (647 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.