They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.