They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"