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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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