They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.