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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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