They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.