They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".