They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.