They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".