They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.