They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.