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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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