They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.