They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.