They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.