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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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