Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.