Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.