Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.