Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.