Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.