Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.