Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.