Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.