Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.