Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.