Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.