Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.