Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"