Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.