Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.