Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.