Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.