Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.