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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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