Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.