Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.