Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.