Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.