Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.