Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

354 393

More Chuck Norris facts

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.