Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.