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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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