Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.