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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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