Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.