Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.