Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.