Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.