Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.