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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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