Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.