Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.