Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.