Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.