Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.