Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.