Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.