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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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