Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.