Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.