Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.