Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.